How the hell can you invite yourself round this girls house for a date? No honestly, tell me, I am actually curious. I mean if you can think of a way, and when I say think of a way, I mean pick from the arbitrary set of options below, then maybe you can find that happy ever after everyone is searching for.

 

She invited ME!

 

I gave her these drugs that distorted her judgement

 

I forced her at gunpoint

 

I dunno, I’m just trying out all the options in the adventure really.