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Yes, as the
title suggests, I really have run out of good ideas for choose your own
adventures. Never mind, here’s a half hearted one.
You may have
noticed the zany and hip new style to this page, this is mainly thanks to my
decision to start this new adventure in a different system. Lets face it,
Creative Writer sucks. It really does. It takes sucking to a new level of
suckiness, although I am slightly ashamed to say that.
So what,
you ask me, am I using instead? Well the sensible choice, would, of course, be
to pick something like front page- not the best, but professional. But the
computer I’m writing this on doesn’t, in fact, have front page. So instead I’m
using a word thing, which is going to lead to difficulties when I try and
transfer this to the main computer, the one which has an internet connection,
and can actually run games which have graphics mildly better than pong's.
So, in
conclusion, here’s another adventure for you to go on. The idea for this
originally occurred to me when I hadn’t even been on a date, but now I have, so
at least I write this from a position of some kind of experience, which is
always nice. I mean although I am tempted to just do choose your own adventures
on things I’ve never done, it probably isn’t the best of ideas.
This
adventure has got a twist, well a kind of twist, well not really a twist. But
the twist (if you want to call it a twist, which I don’t), is this- you get a
choice of sex! Yes, for the first time if you go off with a man you may not
necessarily be gay! You may be a woman instead! Damn, I’ve just realized I
should really do this for gays and lesbians too, if I’m trying to be PC, but
that’s too hard work. Besides, I’ll just get carried away if its lesbians, and
might even start mentioning whipped cream, which is the usual item of food
associated with some kind of innuendo.
(I’d like
to note that a large proportion of this adventure has death in many forms.
Sometimes rather unpleasant.)
(I’d also
like to note that it is a bad idea to take any of this as advice for a date.
This is written sillily, and even the things which might seem realistic just
wouldn’t happen. So don’t tell me off if something would or wouldn’t happen if
YOU went on a date with you.)
Well, yes,
there you go.
The first
question of this esteemed adventure, is, thus,