“Gah- you’re- house?” the guy stutters, “well-ok- then.”

 

You get ready for your date, making yourself smell nice with all that perfume stuff you girls use, and like that mascara stuff, and lip gloss, and, uh, uh- yeah, well I’m sure you know better than me. Unless you’re a guy masquerading as a girl. But you probably know more than me anyway.

 

He arrives on time, carrying chocolates in a wildly romantic gesture (well its milk tray. But times are hard, you know?), which is a bloody hard way to carry chocolates. Unfortunately, he has failed to bring a movie, the consummate fool! So you must pick a film to watch, from your rather limited collection.

 

What do you pick?

 

Bambi (run of the mill, Disney)

 

Four funerals and a forced wedding, at gunpoint (a romantic comedy)

 

Sex- a film with lots of sex in it (you’re brother’s, which, although is normally, hidden, you do actually know  where it is kept

 

Lets mock the afflicted ( a farrely  brothers “comedy”)